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Unos, dos, tres, quarto, Klebefolie reflektierend When you f***ed grandpa Did he tell you that he loved you? Did he hold you till the sun did rise And did he look into your eyes Homepage Erstellung Leichlingen And ask you to felate him And stick a finger or 2 in his as* CHORUS: He seems like a total as*hole Rechtsanwälte Bad Homburg Grandpa is a total f***ing as*hole Who would ever want A dirty greasy finger in his as* He rubs his d*ck in broken glass Lohmar Immobilien
When you f***ed grandpa Did he kiss you soft and tender Did he tie your hands behind your head Leverkusen Immobilien And was it on your mother's bed
Repeat chorus Karnevalsmasken Löwe This is f***in' stupid man I can't believe you'd have Sex with your own grandfather I mean you guys are related haarverpflanzung What's he gonna do Take out his false teeth And just lay them on The side of your bed Froschkönig basteln Man, he'd like to f*** You up the butt I mean, I would Come in and watch Jugendzimmer Möbel And masturbate and cum All over the place This is stupid I hate you all Rolator I'm not even gonna have Sex with my mom tonight Man this is stupid I hate you